Beubarz Team

We're in a public garden during one of those long auntumn afternoon, Childs were playing, Couples were kissing, Old people were holdings hands, watching their grandchildren playing in a sand box. In the middle of all these people, a girl was sitting on a bench. She seemed to be sad, really sad. She was looking around her every 10 seconds, probably waiting for someone or something, But it never came.
As she was sighing, a witch appeared near her and asked :
- "Why the long face Young lady ?"
Frightened, the girl screamed and jumped from her seat. The Witch wasn't surprised by that reaction and said :
- "I didn't know I was that ugly !"
The young girl took a deep breath and answered :
- "You're not ugly ! You've just scared me to death !"
The Witch smiled, bit her lips and said on a malicious tone :
- "You haven't told me why you look so sad".
The Young girl glared at the Witch for a few seconds, then answered while taking a look at the sly :
- "That's none of your business !"
- An unexpected dark response ...  you know ... I can make you happy in the twinkling of an eye !"
the young girl responded quikcly :
- Don't make me laugh .... Like hell you could do that !
The Witch hid her face behind her gigantic hat, and whispered
- Yeah ... I Do.
In the snap of a finger, she made the Girl disappeared, and Nobody noticed it. The Witch stood up, looked aroud her, and thought :
- Hope she won't make them mad ... well she'll be fine !

When the girl woke up, she was dressed in white, in the middle of a forest ... (Well we can consider that's the middle of nowhere). She stood up, looked around her and said kindly :
- WHERE THE FUCK I AM ?
She yelled at the witch for probably 10 minutes, until she realized that It would lead to anything. She checked her cellphone, it was broken. She decided that exploring in the forest was a good idea and so she began her walk.
After crossing the road of two squirrels who were probably mating, she found herself in the front of a bridge above a river. Next to it, a man in green was sleeping, she came closer to him, and awoke him with a gentle blow on his forehead.
He looked at her with a tired face, and asked her :
- What are you doing here young lady?
- Well I'm kind of ... Lost and I was hoping that you could tell me where I was.
The man in green stood up, yawned a bit, adjusted his suit and asked :
- You're the sad girl right ?
the girl took a step back, surprised by the fact that the suited man knew her identity, she answered :
- Yeah ... Even though I didn't know I looked that sad ... That's strange but ... I don't even know why I'm sad ... I know I'm supposed to feel this way .. But I forget why ... By the way, why are you asking me that ?"
- The Witch ordered me to make you happy.
- Oh ... That's not necessary I ...
- Shhhh !!! Look at this !!!
The Man in Green opened his arms, and a tons of banknote fell around the two of them, like a sudden rain. The River became gold and the trees started to shine like diamonds. the Girl was stunned by this. The Green Suited Man, proud of his trick, told the girl :
- Wealth can make you happy. You'll be rich and you'll never lack of anything ! Bettencourt would be a puppy compared to you. And more importantly, you'll never fear poverty.
The young girl looked at the bills which were still falling in her hands, she crumpled them and threw them away in the river, she looked at the Green man and retorted :
- Wealth can make you happy for a while... That's a fact ... But I'll never heal you from your loneliness.
- What ?
- You're alone It's easy to guess... It lead you become the loneliest person in the World ... That's why you need more and more money ... To make up for that gap. And I don't want to be like that ... Sorry ... But Wealth won't make me happy Green man.
- .... Well I guess you've a point.
And the Green Man disappeared.
The Girl thought it was a magic trick and waited for him. But the more she waited for him the more she starting to think that she killed him. Then in an act of bravery, she ran away to avoid the cops, which was a good idea.

As she was running deeper in the forest, she met a man in white, who was reading a book, his back leaned against a tree. She tried to talk to him but he didn't pay attention to her, too busy reading. So she tested an another approach :
- What kind of book are you reading ?
The White Suited Man looked up from his book, and uttered with a sigh :
- Something that a girl like you can't understand.
She was outraged by his anwser, and responded that :
- I may be a fool but you're an ass !
The White Suited Man closed his book, the girl stood firmly as if she was ready to fight him, he examined her with a gaze, from her hairs to her toes and said :
- So you're the Sad Girl ! The Witch told me you were a tough one ... Looks like the Green man turned out to be a fool ... Well I'll try to rectify his mistake !"
- He wasn't a fool ... He just tried to make me happy ....
- That's what I'm trying to do too !
- Oh not ag ...
The Man opened his book. Suddendly Knowledge took form, it was everywhere. Words was flying around the girl, History was reflecting on the trunk of the trees, Maths ... Maths ... Were ...
(There wasn't any maths, lets forget about Maths, It didn't exist right ? I said it didn't exist. So ... Where was I ... Oh Yeah)
 ... and also forms of knowledge that humanity didn't even discovered yet were coming alive in front of her.  The White Suited Man held out his book to her as he was saying :
- That's how I'll make you happy ! Knowledge is everything. You'll know everything and you'll be able to surpass any savant, any erudite. What do you think about it ?
The girl was glaring at all that knowledge which was living around her, growing around her, trying to overflow her, She took a deep breath and simply rejected it, and replied :
- It's a great gift. But I can't accept.
- Why not ? You'll be the smartest people in the world ! You'll have the answer to every question in the whole universe.
- What's the point in being the smartest people in the world ... and cannot be able to share it with someone ? And also make the one you trully care look pitful around you?
The White man was astonished, he tried his earnest to find an anwser that could denied her statement but ... He didn't find it. He closed his book, looked at her and said, in a very calm manner :
- For the first time in my life, I'm speechless ... You can go one and I hope the next suited man will help you with your sadness.
- I don't think he will.
- Never say never young lady.
And The Whitehall Man Disappeared.
- WHY AM I KILLING ALL THOSE POOR GUYS ? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ?
She ran away again, while screaming this time.

After 1 hour she found herself in front of a church, as she was trying to recover from her exhausting run she thought :
- I hope a clerk will atone for my sins !
She opened the door, and found out that there wasn't any clerk in that church, but a man in yellow surrounded by a dozen of pretty girls, lied in a huge couch, under a picture of himself.. She Stared at him, he winked at her, she said :
- Can someone save me from that twisted world ? I'm starting to get insane.
- That's mean ! Especially for the one who is going to make you ... happy ! Right girls ?
the girls screamed simultaneously :
- Yeah Yellow suited man.
the girl said in a mean way ;
- To me you're the worst of the worst ! the bottom of the bottom !
-Calm down lovely lady.
The Yellow suited man stood up, his suit wasn't even hiding his hairy torso, which was disgusting for the girl. He came just in front her, Put himself at her size and whispered :
- I'll be the one to make you happy !
- By sending me home ?
- No ! Stop with the nonsence !
- Damn ! So close !
He clapped his hands and yelled :
- By giving you the Power of ... Beauty !
- Okay now I can tell you're totally crazy.
Everything went blurry and pink around her. The pretty girls started to dance around the Yellow suited man, who was shaking his hips in a sexy manner, looking at the girl with lust. He came closer to her and said :
- With my power everyone will kneel in front of you, you'll rule over the world. You can even lead it to it's own destruction, for your pleasure. And also you'll never be alone !
He clapped his hands again, and two beautiful men appeared in front the girl, The Yellow man smiled and said :
- With me by your side, They won't be out of touch ! They'll be the one you seduce ! You'll find someone you truly deserve !
- Are you saying that without you I can't found someone suited for me ?
The Yellow suited man was surprised by her question and tried to answer her :
- No but Beauty can bring better possibility and ...
- So physique is all that matter for you right ?
- Herm ... Let me think a bit ...
- That's not needed ... I've already made my view about you.
- Oh ... So ... Do you choose me as your power ?
- Sorry but ... I can't choose someone who consider that physique is everything ... It's true that i'm not the prettiest girl in the world and that I often get dump by many guys ...
- But if you choose me they won't dump you.
- However ... I won't change myself, because deep inside me .... I think that for some reason ... I would betray someone dear to me if I choose to follow you in that path ...
- I see ...
- But your efforts wasn't meaningless ... Thanks to you I realised that even if he's not that pretty ... He's the one who understand me the most.
- He ?
- What ?
- You've just said "he".
- Oh .... But who is that "he" ?
- Maybe you'll find out with the next suited man.
And the Yellow Suited disappeared. The dozen of women started to yelled at the girl, claiming she was a murderer. So, to proove that she wasn't one, the girl said :
- Look at the window ! A fairy !
The women looked at the window. The girl used that opportunity to run away.

- He ... Why did I say that ? I don't even remember having someone !
- Are you lost too ?
The Girl stopped. She turned over and found out that a child in a suit was following her. It was a relief that It wasn't something worse. She got in her knee to be at his size and asked him :
- Yes I am.
- Oh you look really sad.
- ... Yeah ... Wait a second ... Why are you wearing a suit ?
- I'm a suited man. The Orange one.
- Do you also want me to be happy ?
- ... Kind of ... But I'm too young to force you.
- I see.
The Girl sat on the grass, the young suited man did the same. They were silent for a few minutes and then the Orange suited man asked :
- Why do you want to go back ?
The Girl looked at him, laugh, and replied :
- Because I belong there. I'm not from your world you know.
- But how can you be so sure that someone is waiting for you ?
The Girl found herself dumb. He has a point. What's the meaning of going back if she has no memories of someone waiting for her ? Maybe that "he". But what if it was a creation of mind ? What if she went back, she found out that she's alone ?
As she was having those wicked thought, the boy said :
- You know ... You can be selfish too ... You can stay her ... Start a new life ... I can grant that. They don't even tried to save you. They left you here .. If "they" exist of course. But if you stay here ... You won't be alone !
The Girl's mind was a real mess as the boy's words were repeated in her head. The Boy stood up, he streched his hand to the girl and said :
- Stay with me, you'll never be alone. You can forget about that world of yours. I'll make you happy.
The girl saw his hand and was on the verge on grabbing it when she realized that, she wouldn't have the need of going back of there wasn't someone waiting for her. It might be that"he" or someone else, whatever, but now she was sure about it. She jumped on her feet and cried out :
- Nice try suited man Nice try ! But I won't fall for your trick.
The boy shook his head to deny it, claiming that she was wrong. The Girl said :
- Sorry but I can't be selfish, even if I want to. Someone is waiting for, out there and I can't let that person wait for me.
- So you're leaving me alone ?
- Now I'm not.
- But you're going back.
- Yes I am but you're coming with me.
- What ?
- Since you're an expression of me deepest fear ... Right ?
- Wow ... You're amazing ...
The Orange Suited Man disappeared.

The Girl was walking next to an another river, when she saw someone fishing. She walked straight to him, sat next to him. The Man, who was dressed in purple asked :
- Do you know who I am ?
- A suited Man ?
- That's easy to guess.
- Indeed.
A deafeaning silence set in between those two. After a while, the man asked :
- Do you like being here ?
- Yes I do. and what about you ?
- As you see I spend all my time fishing. So I enjoy being here.
- Why ? Don't you have any responsabilities ?
- To be frank ... I don't care about them.
- Really ? That's quite amazing. For myself I don't think I'll be able to do something like that.
The man laugh and answered :
- Well ... Just leave them behind you. Look at me, I'm here, fishing, I'm calm ... My worries faded away like the wind. I can tell I'm happier that way.
Suddendly Clouds appeared above them, they were grey, full of water, and rain started to fall. The Suited looked up, and said with annoyance :
- I'll make the fish flee ....
The Girl looked at the river, the drops of water were making it unclear. She said as the Suited Man was putting away his Fishing Rod :
- You're like those fish.
The Suited Man stopped, put his Fishing Rod on the grass and asked :
- Why ?
- The drops of water are your worries and you've fled from them ... Just like a Fish ... It's not that you didn't care about them ... You didn't know how to deal with them ... You're just a Coward ... Like me.
- I'm not a coward ... You don't understand ... My worries are way bigger than ...
- It isn't a matter of Bigger or smaller ... Every problem has an effect on your life ... They become bigger because you let them grow ... That's what I was doing ... Until now. I won't be a coward anymore. I'll handle my problems, face them, and solve them ... like a grow up.
The Purple Suited looked at her, smiled and said :
- I'm glad you've come to realize it.
And The Purple Suited Man disappeared. The Girl took the Fishing Rod, Broke it and threw it as she was saying :
- You won't need it anymore.

The girl was tired, she walked all day. Suddendly, the path she took separated in three different paths. She stopped, because she didn't which one she should take. A man appeared next to her, much to her surprise. He was wearing a Red suit with a long scarf that was touching the floor. The Girl wanted to tell him that his scarf was going to get dirty, but he was faster than her mouth and said :
- Don't worry It won't.
- What ? How did you know I was going to ..
- ... Say that ?
-  ... Say that ?! ... Are you mocking me ?
- I'm not, I'm just showing my ability. I can see the future.
- No kidding ?
- No kidding.
- Can you give me the number for the next lottery please ?
- Lottery ?
- Forget it.
- I 've already forgotten it. So ... I'm supposed to make you happy ...
- Yes you are.
- But I won't try.
- Why ?
- Because It will end like the previous one, I've already saw the future.
- But you won't know unless you try.
- What's the point ? I already see what's going to happen. I'm going to show you how far my power can be amazing but you'll find it's weakness and my own weakness at the same time.
The Girl Didn't find a good answer, she looked at the three path, had an idea and asked :
- What do you know about the future ?
the Suited man looked at the girl as she was the dumbest person in the world and replied :
- Well I do know everything about it ... It's determined.
- I don't agree.
- Why ?
- Because the future is like those three paths. The one you've just seen is only one possible future, and one decision can lead to 3,30, 300 and maybe billions of future.
- Is that true ?
- It is ... Yeah ... It is ...
- Is there Something wrong ?
- I've just figured out that ... The future can be changed ... It's not something that we can predict ... Even though I said that to comfort you ... It end up comforting me about someone for some reason.
- Then my failure wasn't meaningless ... Right ?
- No ... It's even the opposite ... Thanks suited man.
- Haha you're welcome ! And by the way, take the left path.
And The Red suited man disappeared.

She took the right path.When the night came, the girl was still in the forest, waiting for something or someone to make her escape from this world.
- Maybe I should have listened to him and take the left path ... No I can't rely on others anymore or he ... he ... I don't know.
She sat down, worned out by everything. Strangely she wasn't sad anymore, she was happy because she realized that even if that "he" wasn't that rich, that pretty, that smart, he won't left her alone. She was able face the future and for her problems, she understood that she shouldn't be afraid of them anymore.
She started to feel very sleepy, but she didn't want to rest, she wanted to find a way out of this place. As her eyes started to close, she saw 2 legs coming closer to her, then a torso, a neck and a face. Full of blue. She asked :
- Who are you ?
He knelt in front of her, and said :
- You already know. I'm He.
His voice was gentle, it was appeasing her. She asked :
- What are you doing here ?
- I've come to take you back.
- Why now ?
- Because it's the right time.
And then he hugged her.

As the girl was opening little by little her eyes, she saw 2 beautiful blue eyes. She Said :
- Blue ...
- Well I do know that my eyes are blue.
- Ow ... What ?
She pushed the boy, looked around her, she was back in the public garden. She stood up, clapped her cheeks and said :
- I'm awake ... It was a dream.
The man said :
- I know I was late but you shouldn't fell asleep in a place like this ... I was really worried that you didn't answer your phone.
- Sorry ... I was turned off for some reason.
- What kind of dream were you having ?
- An odd one.
- I see ...
The boy and the girl glared at each other. An odd atmosphere started to grow between, the boy what's about to her ask something but she interrupted him by saying:
- Oh First of all, you should wear a blue suit.
- Why ?
-  because you came at the right time.
- If you say so.
- ... and about yesterday question ... It's a Yes.

The Suited Man
The End

Bon ça fait longtemps que je n'en ai pas fait donc un petit point manga ce mois-ci avec Nanatsu no taizai ou The Seven Deadly Sins en version Française ... Ou Anglaise ... C'est la même chose Bordel de ...

Bon a la base ils sont 7 mais la on n'en connait que 6 alors ... et la y en a que 4 sur l'image .. Voila.

Donc NNZ est un manga publié par Nabaki Suzuki (C'est son 1er manga connu je crois) depuis Octobre 2012 au Japon (Dans le même magazine que Fairy Tail, ce sont les 2 poids lourds du magazine, d'ailleurs les 2 Mangakas sont très amis) et depuis quelques mois en France,
Et Un anime vient juste de débuter au Japon et il est pas mal du tout, l'animation est fluide et très colorée.

A Noter que le manga se vend très bien ayant atteint les 5 Millions de mangas vendu au Japon en Aout 2014.
Donc l'histoire se passe dans le Royaume de Britannia ou 10 ans avant les évènements du Manga, un groupe de 7 Chevaliers extrêmement puissants (et encore je fais un euphémisme) nommé The 7 Deadly Sins à été dissous suite à un coup d'Etat envers le Royaume. Ils ont été défait par les Holy Knights ( Les chevaliers du Royaume) mais beaucoup de gens pensent qu'ils sont encore en vie.
10 Après, Les Holy Knights prennent le controle du Royaume grâce à un coup d'état, et la 3ème princesse du Roi Déchu, Elisabeth part à la recherche des Deadly Sins, dans l'espoir de sauver son royaume ... Et elle va avoir beaucoup de chance.
Une histoire classique pour un Shonen mais qui gagne en puissance au fur et à mesure des chapitres, notamment par l'apport de nombreux chapitres spéciaux.

Donc en personnages principaux nous avons la princesse Elisabeth, Les Sins Melodias, Ban, King , Diane.
Ce sont tous des personnages hauts en couleurs avec des relations mouvementés et leurs propres passés ce qui les rend tous attachants.
Mention spécial a Ban qui est le personnage le plus cool du manga.

De plus le Look des méchants est plutôt sympa avec leurs armures et ils sont plutôt charismatiqu.



Le dessin est bien travaillé même si il reste simpliste, le manga porte beaucoup d'intérêt au détail même si souvent ils restent le même pour l'instant, donc surtout des villes ou des montagnes.
le design des personnages est aussi très sympa, avec des traits très travaillés

L'un des points faibles de ce manga est que les héros sont relativement ... trop puissants par moment même si c'est très drôle à voir quand ils explosent un pauvre mec en quelques secondes.
L'Histoire prends un peu des longueurs parfois mais le Mangaka fini toujours par se rattraper.

Bref pour conclure si vous voulez un manga avec un univers riche et une dose d'action il est fait pour vous, surtout que l'anime a l'air très prometteur !

Une canne se baladait avec ses canetons sur une route de campagne non loin d'une vieille ville dominée par un sinistre château.  La canne regarda à gauche, puis elle regarda à droite. Rien à signaler alors la canne s'engagea avec ses petits. Soudain une carriole sortie à toute allure de la ville, s'engageant à toute allure sur la route ou se trouvait les canetons et leur mère. Cette dernière mit son corps comme bouclier pour protéger ses petits, mais rien ne se passa, car la carriole passa au dessus des oiseaux sans les toucher. La canne put alors relâcher la pression .... MAIS C'EST ALORS QU'UNE ARMÉE DE VILLAGEOIS SURARMES ET TOTALEMENT ENRAGES DÉBOULA DU VILLAGE ET ÉCRASA LES OISEAUX, LES PIÉTINA, LES BROYA ...
M - Dis donc No ... Tu trouves pas que t'emportes un peu dans ton rôle de MJ ?
N - .... Tu trouves ?
M - ... Des canetons quand même.
N - Mouais ... Bref ... Reprenons.
Les Villageois étaient à la poursuite de la carriole, alors qu'ils proféraient des menaces envers les personnes qui se trouvaient à l'intérieur du véhicule, une tête inquiète sortit de ce dernier, regarda les villageois qui arboraient tous des regards aussi noir qu'un corbeau, puis rentra sa tête à l'intérieur pour dire à ses compagnons :
? - Hum ... Je comprends pas ... Ils devraient pas être content qu'on ait tué cette Vampire qui massacrait les vierges de la ville ?
Le Conducteur de la carriole se retourna et ...

R - Heu No ...
N - QUOI ENCORE ?
R - Bah tu devrais peut-être présenter les héros avant, tu crois pas ?
N - .... Oui ... C'est vraiment pas con ce que tu dis là. Retournons dans la carriole.

La jeune fille qui à posé la question au reste du Groupe se nomme Andromey (Lily), c'est une elfe des neiges voleuse venue des grandes forêts enneigés du Continent du Trimael.
La Nain qui est train de lire son livre de sorts est Georges du Fist Ardent (Max), Le Seul Nain magicien du Continent de Trimael, interprète à ses heures perdues, né dans la chaine de Montagne de Mordriel.
La Vache ...
A - JE SUIS UN TAUREN PUTAIN !
N - Tauren, Vache c'est un peu la même chose.
Le Tauren qui conduit la carriole se nomme Syph (Adrian), et sans doute le seul tauren capable de se déplacer silencieusement ... enfin c'est ce qu'il croit.
Le Loup-Garou qui s'admire devant un miroir et dont la queue traine par terre (Et ce n'est pas la queue de derrière) se nomme ... THE PENETRATOR ! C'est le guerrier de la bande et celui qui tue à tour de bras ... Littéralement à tour de bras.
Le personne qui essaye de déchiffrer la carte est Yggdrazill (Yannou), un des derniers homme-miroir ... voir même le dernier je pense, et aussi le chef auto-proclamé du groupe.
L - Comment ca chef auto-proclamé ?
Y - En même temps c'est moi qui a les meilleurs stats en charisme.
L - ... Max Rappelles-nous a quoi lui à servit ses points de charisme.
M - Alors ... A se faire bouffer par un damné, insulter par un Gobelin et cracher dessus par un groupe de gobelins.
Y - Je tiens a dire pour ma défense qu'ils ne comprenaient pas notre langue.
N - Ouais ... Bon je peux reprendre ?

Le conducteur de la carriole se retourna et lui répondit :
S - Hum ... Sans doute à cause du fait que la Vampire les protégeait d'un groupe de bandits à L'est de la ville, que les vierges étaient des sacrifices à cette dernière, et que les bandits ont profité de sa mort pour ravager la ville. Je pense que c'est une raison valable.
Yg - Sans oublier le fait qu'on a pillé le château de toute ses richesses et que la ville va mettre plusieurs années pour s'en remettre.
An - Ah ... Mais ... On devrait pas se sentir coupable du coup.
G - Je suis pas d'accord ... On les sauvé d'un vampire sanguinaire, et on plus on a éloigné le Penetrator des filles de la ville, ils devraient nous remercier ...
Une flèche enflammé traversa la toile et alla se planter entre les jambes de First Ardent, il leva les yeux avec un visage un peu crispé, Andromey tout à Georges tout en attrapant son arc :
An - Je crois que ca c'est leur remerciement.
Andromey ouvrit la porte avec un énorme le pied alors qu'elle tendait la corde de son arc, mais alors qu'elle s'apprêtait à viser, elle se jeta à terre brusquement sur le sol de la carriole, Rom se retourna pour voir pourquoi Andromey s'était jeté mais aussitôt ceci fait il se jette sur le sol à son tour. Une énorme boule de feu traversa la carriole, et manqua de justesse le crâne de Syph, passant entre les 2 cornes et lui cramant les quelques poils qu'il avait sur le caillou.
S - NAAAANNNN ! MA CRINIÈRE DE RÊVE !!!

N - Crinière de rêve ?
Les  Beubarz fixaient Adrian qui répondit naturellement :
A - Bah quoi ? On peut-être un Tauren et prendre soin de soi ... Bande de Barbares !!!

Andromey se leva et vit que les villageois étaient aussi composé d'un groupe de magicien qui préparaient une pluie de boule de feu, Andromey regarda son arc, le cassa en 2 puis dit à ses amis :
An - Ca ne sert à rien c'est foutu !
Pe - Dis donc c'est pas un peu pessimiste comme vision des choses ?!
An - D'ailleurs je vais me pendre tout de suite.
Pe - BORDEL QUELQU'UN STOPPER LA !!!
Georges se leva, s'avança vers la sortie de la carriole, dégaina son grimoire tout en disant :
G - It's time for .... THE DUEL !
Il feuilleta son grimoire à une vitesse incroyable pendant qu'Yggdrazill tentait d'empêcher Andromey de se pendre, Il s'arrêta sur un page, il dégaina son baton puis dit :

M - Je tente ... L'éclair explosif !
Y - Hum c'est jouable.
L - Cela nous permettra de semer les villageois pas con !
No tendit les dés à Max en lui demandant :
N - Tu te souviens de ...
Max attrapa les dés en la coupant :
M - T'inquiètes je connais les risques !!: Go !!
Max lança les dés, Ils roulaient sur la table, les beubarz retenaient leur souffle, No attrapa les dés une fois ces derniers stoppés, puis annonça le résultat :
N - 2 ...
Les beubarz ne bronchèrent pas, No continua :
N - Echec critique ... Le sort échoue ... Faisant exploser la carriole qui vous propulse au loin sans les trésors que vous venez de gagner ...
Les beubarz se tounèrent vers Max qui dit :
M - Ah ... Pas de chance .... Je me referais la pro ... ARGH !
Rom se jeta sur Max pour l'étrangler tout en hurlant :
R - MAIS POURQUOI JE CONTINUE A JOUER AVEC TOI !? COMMENT TU FAIS POUR AVOIR AUTANT LA POISSE BORDEL DE MERDE !?

La troupe de héros se réveilla au milieu de nul part, Yggdrazill se leva le 1er, regarda autour de lui, sortit sa carte, regarda de nouveau autour de lui puis affirma :
Ygg - On est totalement perdu les amis !
Le Penetrator se jeta sur Georges du Fist Ardent et tenta de l'étrangler :
P - MAGIE DE MES COUILLES OUI JE FERAIS MIEUX DE TE BOUFFER !
S - Calmes toi on risque d'en avoir besoin en tant qu'interprète.
? - Cuilllllère !!!!

N - Franchement Rom faut que arrêtes avec cette vanne ... Surtout si c'est pour m'interrompre ...
R - Désolé ... Pas put m'en empêcher.

Ygg - Bon ... On fait quoi maintenant ?
Syph fouilla dans les sacs qui avaient atterrit avec eux puis lui répondit :
S - On a des vivres pour au moins 2 semaines.
Ygg - Hum ... C'est quand même triste ... Finir comme des pauvres alors qu'on a battu un cerbère et une vampire sanguinaire .... Pff.
Georges qui récupérait sa respiration fit tomber un parchemin de sa poche, Andromey le ramassa puis demanda a Georges :
An - C'est quoi ça ?
G - Sais pas ... Etait avec les trésors ...
An - Hum ...
Syph s'approcha pour voir la carte :
S - Y a quoi dessus ?
An - Une phrase bizarre " J'ai quelque chose dans ma poche mais ma poche est vide ... Qu'est ce que c'est ?"
S - C'est quoi ce truc à la con ?
An - Une énigme je suppose.
Le Penetrator s'approcha à son tour puis demanda :
P - Si je dis mon Pénis ça passe ?
An - Parce qu'il passe dans ta poche ?
P - Ca lui évite de trainer par terre en tout cas.
Yggdrazill qui regardait son pantalon dit à Georges qui avait enfin reprit son souffle :
Ygg - Tiens regardes j'ai un trou dans mon pantalon.
Une musique se fit entendre et un message apparut sur la carte :
"Bien joué aventuriers, vous avez trouvé la réponse à l'énigme qui était un "Trou", nous allons donc vous dévoiler le contenu de la Carte des Ashtratis."

Les Beubarz se tounèrent vers Yann qui dit tout fièrement :
Y - +4 en chance les mecs ! Deal with it !

An - Les Ashtratis ?
Pe - Ca se baise ?
Georges attrapa la carte puis répondit à la question d'Andromey :
G - Les Ashtratis sont le peuple ayant apporté la magie et l'artisanat dans notre monde, sans eux nous serions encore à l'age de pierre. Ils ont disparus il y a plusieurs milliers d'années.
Pe - A quoi nous sert une telle carte si ils ont disparus ?
Georges lut le contenu de la carte. Plus il avançait dans sa lecture plus son regard s'illuminait, Syph lui tapa sur le haut du crane puis lui demanda :
S - Alors ?!
Pe - C'est l'une des cartes menant à l'une des  armes perdues des Ashtratis.
S - Quoi ?
Pe - Ils ont forgés des armes capables à elles seules de décimer des armées entières, elles étaient craintes de tous les autres mais ... Une guerre interne dans le peuple des Ashtratis à mené a leur utilisation entre eux ... Ce qui a causé leur perte et ainsi entrainé le disparation des armes .... Les Ashtratis sont devenus une légende ... et les armes un pure fantasme.
Ygg - C'est quoi comme arme ?
G - On ne sait pas justement ... Vous imaginez ... Si on en possédait, nous serions les aventuriers les plus puissants de Trimael !
Pe - Ca se revend ?
G - Oui cher en plus !
Pe - Je suis partant pour aller la chercher.
Ygg - Elle indique quoi la carte ?
G - Donc le point ici c'est notre position et le point la ca doit être l'entrée du lieu ou elle se trouve, nous allons devoir traverser Le Désert des Damnés,  La Cité des déchus et enfin rejoindre Le mont des neiges éternelles ... Ou se trouve l'entrée.
An - Bordel ... Dans quoi on s'embarque encore ...
Ygg faisait les cents pas face à nos amis qui regardaient la carte, il s'arrêta et cria :
Ygg - Comapanie !
Ils regardaient toujours la carte.
Ygg - Compagnie !
Ils en avaient toujours rien à branler !
Ygg - Les copains ?
Tlm - Oui ?
Ygg - C'est décidé !! Nous allons chercher cette arme ... car déjà ca fait une quête dans notre journal qui est totalement vide et ça change un peu des monstres à tuer ! Vous etes d'accord ?
Tlm - YEAH !
Ygg - EN AVANT DANS CE CAS MES AMIS !
La troupe se mit en route vers le Désert des damnées, dont jamais personne n'était revenu ...

M - C'est pas un peu cliché ?
N - Ta gueule !

Dans la ville dont avait été chassé les héros, les corps de tous les villageois gisaient sur le sol, au milieu de ces derniers, un groupe de guerriers se trouvaient autour du Maire qui implorait leur pitié, le chef du groupe questionna le Maire :
? - Ou sont-ils ?
Maire - Je vous l'ai dit ! Nous les avons chassé après qu'ils ont tué notre bienfaitrice.
? - Vous savez ou ils sont allés avec la carte?
Maire - Ils se sont fait exploser en direction du sud ...
? - Merci.
Le chef s'apprêtait quand le Maire lui demanda :
Maire - Vous allez m'épargnez ?
Le chef se stoppa, tourna la tête vers le Maire puis lui rétorqua :
? - Je ne me rappelle pas avoir promit une telle chose.
Il claqua des doigts, un de ses compagnons se lécha les babines puis se jeta sur le maire, le dévorant quasi-instantanément, le Chef qui ne regardait même pas la scène scrutait des dessins qui représentaient les visages de nos amis. Il les chiffonna tout en appelant ses camarades :
? - En route mes amis ! Nous avons des charlots à tuer !

Part I End
Theme :
Berserk Opening (A écouter !)